Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

long mouthing

When she tells you she likes to deepthroat, but she throws up on your favorite comforter

She tried long mouthing my dick. Now my bed looks like blue Gatorade.

by F0ckRite January 14, 2021

So Mething

When you are up all night and get too high on meth or tweaking all night..

Hey buddy, can I ask you for a favor? I was so mething all night and think my nail fail off , can you look for it?

by Pd3isthe#ofthaangels August 8, 2021

Smash Mouthing

The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.

My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.

by Kosan October 7, 2022

White Mouthing

When someone gets a job because they do oral favors for a superior.

Johnny was White Mouthing to get his higher paying job.

by WhiteWisher December 4, 2024

De La Motting

Dean is De Le Motting his beer

1. De La Motting: To nurse a beer
2. To drink a beer really slowwwly

by Mertbrehtmahn November 6, 2021

Math not mathin

When a bitch say something stupid and it don’t add up

1 body 3 kids 2 different daddies

Math not mathin 🤣

by Fuckabrokebitch January 7, 2022