Liquor Mortis

When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.

Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".

by Mustang Tossed Salad August 9, 2009

moronic idiot

morons
1. umm..a word used to define people who are idiotic and moronic at the same time....
2. my livejournal username...(with a _ in between moronic and idiot)

1. the ppl on jackass
2. some students in Milpitas High
3. my brother

by rAvYn April 19, 2004

moronimon

one of 2's insults, means beyond moron, with no itelligence

Josh Regala is MORONIMON!

by WaiWai October 22, 2003

mortiphylactic

This is a crisis of extreme embarassment. from mortify - to make to feel embarasssed or humiliated an anaphylactic - pertaining to an extreme allergic reaction

"I had one of my mortiphylactics when I had to speak in front of the class."
"Jeez, what you did to me in front of my friends made me go mortiphylactic."

by Leon Le Leu January 6, 2005

Monotistic

Posting up a narrow minded opinion on a forum, very popular with car forums. For example All vauxhalls are rubbish.

Jamie, "I find your view Monotistic".

by Johnyhatesjazz December 6, 2006

moronidiotard

A contraction of the words: Moron, Idiot, and Retard. Often used to describe one is a moronic idiotic retard. These three words combined often still don't quite measure up to the sheer amount of stupidity one must endure before uttering this phrase.

You sir, are a moronidiotard.

by hobonahamsamich July 17, 2009

Morati

If you are mortal enemies with someone you are Morati with them.

We're Morati now! I hate you!

by lollerofhell September 7, 2011