Moogle Dynasty

Another way of saying ugly or distorted. Usually used when describing someone's face.

Person 1: Dude! Looks like you have a huge scar! Oh, that's just your face!
Person 2: Looks who's talking, Moogle Dynasty!
Person 3: Haha! It's funny cause your face is the "king of ugly!"
Persons 1&2: ...

by ToMess Upton August 11, 2012

Moogdeen

Getting so drunk you pass out

Mate, i got moogdeened hard last night at kate's.

by RanjeshTheKiller June 2, 2013

MOOBS

Two male friends that have bro bonded in such a way that they share a psychic connection. They know exactly what each other are thinking they will even say sentences at the exact same time this is the peak of bro relationships.

Carson-"Nicholas and Matthew are hanging out a lot and are acting kinda weird"
Sean-"No their just moobs"
Carson-"I hope I find my moob someday"

by Beakabutooka December 19, 2016

Moonscreen

A product that one uses when leaving the basement at night.

Yo dude, use some moonscreen you are going to burn.

by Asure12 June 14, 2018

moobs

Moobs are man boobs, but these are no ordinary man boobs. NO, these are the BIGGEST most unnecessarily large man boobs. It is too the point where a bra is necessary. They are unhealthy and should be seen by a medical professional immediately. This word can be used to offend any male wit tits.

Hay Johnny look at Tim's fuckin moobs. Hot damn he needs those checked out.

by MemeMaster64 February 2, 2019

MOOBS

PRONOUNCED - MOO B SUH
Classified as Man-Boobs. Where a man has excess skin or extra large titties that move or "bounce" when one walks. Only man can have this syndrome but ladies can have mozzie tits instead.

"Wowwee, that Musical.ly star's titties are sagging a lot today."
"Oh.. haven't you seen.. he came out as having moobs the other month"
"OMG JESSICA YOU'RE RIGHT!"

by AMY (SULTANA) BRAN March 10, 2019

Mooks

What one wishes to call their stupid friend when they think they stole their $7 billion dollar whiskey from their $1 basement. Now we know why they're so poor.

Hey Mooks, I know you stole my whiskey, but you're not gonna stop me from getting drunk!

by mikstercoolaidwithmarshmellos May 30, 2019