Cock-Slapping the Mona Lisa

This expression is supposed to imply a juxtaposition of a crass or offensive action against something that is held as sacrosanct by someone else.

Coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

"For four, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks?! In his place we've got some multicoloured, giggly J-pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that...thing. It's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa."
-Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his Guitar Hero III review

by Platitude May 27, 2015

Moka

The uncanny place where a nightclub turns into a boxing ring, all facebook coolie (Indian/West indian) people come to life and the underage drinking stops when the club closes .

Yo we at Moka tonight. I know someone poppin bottles. You got your Fake I.D. right?

by SoxX March 16, 2013

The ol' Mona Lisa Twist

A sex act when a young "artist" tricks an old dirty art teacher into holding up a empty picture frame. He then shoots "patronage" (i.e. semen) all over her face through the frame, and earns his A.

Hey Phillip i heard you got frisky and game Mrs. C the ol' Mona Lisa Twist durring break

by SukyPirate November 16, 2009

Mona Quisa

synonym for crazy

He thought he was right, he would not let it go, but really he is just completely Mona Quisa.

by Franky Jean February 15, 2009

mankan

a lankan, similar yet different.originated in south auckland newzeland, roots in both south auckland and Srilankan. Anomoly of a Srilankan

ado mankan wat r doin
mankans if the world unit
peel a mankan

by poornaka June 19, 2005

Monkage

The theory that something is so something, that it's the opposite of that something.

Tim is so Asian, he's white.

by Georgio May 26, 2004

Mankato

Southern Minnesota town, misspelled Native American word meaning "Blue Skunk." Originially named Mahkato, meaning "Blue Earth" after the highly sought after blue clay found on the banks of the Minnesota River.

Mankato really smells like a Blue Skunk.

by bier-man March 16, 2009