Magical Mister Mistoffelees 

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

Magical Mister Mistoffelees by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

lil mister 

The realest motherfucker to step foot on planet earth, probably somewhere longstroking your sister.

"Lil mister bags all the hoes"

lil mister by Websters true dictionary December 6, 2016

Your sister a mister

The only insult worse than your granny tranny.

Dave: Your mom gay
Dan: Your dad lesbian
*Dave dies inside*
Dave: don't make me do this
Dan: try me bitch
Dave: your granny tranny
*Dan explodes*
*Dan's ghost comes back*
Dan's ghost: Your sister a mister
*The entire universe collapses and everybody dies*

Your sister a mister by Pronas March 12, 2018

Ur sister is a mister 

An insult worse than than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. This is the worst insult imaginable and there is absolutely no recovery from it.

Grant: ur mum gay
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.

Ur sister is a mister by mtersaak May 10, 2018

Ur sister my mister 

this will always beat ur appoinent. this cannot be reversed by “No u”

person1:ur mom gay lol
person2:ur dad lesbian

person1:No u
person2:ur granny a tranny
person1:ur grandpap a trap
person2:ur brother a nun
person1:but ur sister my mister
person2:EXPLODES into dust and goes straight to hell

Ur sister my mister by Slap Razor April 4, 2018

Ur sister a mister lol 

When some hits you with the ur mum gay you use this and dominate them

Bitchman: Ur mum gay lol
Dickface: (is unaffected) ur sister a mister lol
Bitchman: *digs his own grave and lies in it*

Ur sister a mister lol by Big fucking anime titties October 27, 2018

Sister From Another Mister

Plural: Sisters From Other Misters

The female equivalent of Brother From Another Mother, this term is used by two or more female friends as a term of friendly endearment towards each other because they are so close, they are practically sisters. A Sister From Another Mister is there for the other Sister 24/7, no matter what.

Eve and Kat have been friends since the summer of 2010. Eve has been there for Kat to support her through almost everything. Kat can call Eve any time of day or night, so long as it's before 9 PM, but that is only because Eve's parents don't like calls after then. Even though Eve and Kat are almost complete opposites, they still remain friends and will be there for each other until the end. Eve and Kat call each other Sister From Another Mister.

Sister From Another Mister by Gothically Raised Eyebrow October 23, 2013