Miracle turd

A miracle turd is a turd which requires either minimal to no wiping

Joe-''you will never believed what happened man, this morning I dropped a miracle turd''
Bob-''No way, I thought that they were myths''

by Hola ese June 8, 2015

Miracle Whip

A Miracle Whip is a skate 3 trick when you do a super man frontflip

No Way bro i just hit a Miracle Whip In Skate 3!!!!

by Lane-Games December 5, 2022

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

by tulshead January 12, 2012

Miracle

Something that'll never happen

"It's a miracle!"
"Miracle?"

by Klojhgfcvbn October 10, 2022

miracle dump

When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!

“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”

by smokindicks April 27, 2023

Miracle.

They are beautiful inside and out good at pretty much everything basically a god/genius. Aesthetically physically and mentally gifted they love and care about family and friends . They love meeting new people . They give advice a lot . They are mysterious/private people which makes them more intresting. They are really good friend to make and they are worth keeping in your life.
Anomyous: Miracle. is such a nice person!

Anomyous: I love Miracle.

Anomyous: Miracle. is so funny

Miracle. is a name for example “miracle is so cool” as a word it can mean (extremely lucky instance) (the one above all)

by Miracle. November 12, 2021

Miracle whip

When you cum and slap a chick with you dick at the same time.

Man I gave my girl that miracle whip last night
Man she looks like she just got miracle whipped

I miracle whipped your sister last night
I bet she’s craving that miracle whip

by BigSteve621 April 12, 2019