miking

to jump into a fountain at night. possibly climbing the fountain's sculptural elements, and even falling in. swimming around in a fountain.

wow. it's really hot outside, like a heater blowing in my face.

let's go miking, that will cool us off quick. and it's so much FUN!

by electricdork August 05, 2007

Miked

Being reeled into a relationship by a guy who uses charm and seems like a nice guy but in actuality is an Alcoholic/Drug addict duche bagwho will eventually beat the shit out of you along with subject you to other forms of abuse.

Usually spoiled cry baby assholes

Girl one: He seemed so nice when they were just talking and then after they got together like 3 months later he started beating the hell out of her regularly

Girl 2: aww the poor girl got Miked

by LadyRj March 27, 2011

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

Mike.

Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay

Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes

by cookid101 December 01, 2018

Mike Loved

To be stolen from, cheated, conned, have your work claimed by another party. The perpetrator is generally professional douche bag.

" Bill Twatwaffle told the boss your idea was his? Man, you got Mike Loved!!"

by Corinne C December 20, 2016

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 08, 2022