Why is miracle 7 on some dumb shit again
by The7ThMiracle October 05, 2021
When you take a dump that comes out smooth & in tact, and when you go to wipe, your butt is already clean!
“Aye Vinny, sometimes when I wipe my ass after I shit, the toilet tissue comes out clean???”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
“Yeah buddy, you just took a miracle dump !”
by smokindicks April 27, 2023
This new measurement is a Mitesh miracle
by OSWALD MCGEE April 08, 2021
The act of steeping your balls in a preferred liquid or sauce for a number of hours in order to impart the flavor of the chosen marinade onto your balls for your partner; preferably done without being asked.
"Holy fuckin' shit Sarah you won't believe this, Gideon gave me a 'Marinated Marble Miracle' last night; I never thought balls could taste like Pepsi™! It was a Miracle!"
by Cries4aWiener November 14, 2019
When you can identify the positive effects which are a direct result of a decision or action on your part.
Because I introduced Mike and Daniele to each other despite enormous odds, their daughter Elizabeth is a quantifiable miracle.
by Zoltar85 March 30, 2023
by Yourmum9000 July 03, 2021
He was a hysterical-miracle of a child.
by Freelancers January 08, 2018