(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.
Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
Other brother: I don't believe you.
Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....
by Lat 5 July 31, 2011
Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
by Chaz Palletz February 18, 2010
Viral trend caused by Korean drama "Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo".
A girl asks her crush if he likes the footballer Lionel Messi, thinking that all boys/men like football and she can snatch his interest.
A girl asks her crush if he likes the footballer Lionel Messi, thinking that all boys/men like football and she can snatch his interest.
by xMaariiee January 29, 2017
A: It's from the Kdrama Weight lifting Kim Bok Joo And if they like Messi than marry then right there and then😩 {recommend watching the drama}
by arroz seco March 28, 2021
It is an inside joke in the kdrama fandom, particulary the fans of the kdrama - Weightlifing Fairy Kim Bokjoo. If a female wants her crush to pay attention to her or just be interested in her, then she should ask 'Do you like Messi?' to him. Men generally like sports like football, so it would impress them to find a girl sharing similar interests. That's how it is explained in the kdrama.
by chuuya` June 20, 2022
When you are sure your team is going to win the game, but somehow you end up losing by a couple goals that come from nowhere. (The goals come from the foot of Messi.)
by Mecachis May 4, 2018
Oh man, that's hard, it's outright messy stressy lemon depressy.
by YellowChickens April 9, 2021