Mercy Main (noun, verb, submissive yet in control, the backbone of your entire team, and you better thank me for it)
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Hi, I’m Jade Ann Byrne, and I’m a Mercy Main. That means I’m always behind you, keeping you up, making sure you feel unstoppable— unless you can’t keep up causing I’m going in to the objective hot pistol blazing you all, but don’t get it twisted. I’m in charge here. I’m the temple guardian of the hotspot hardline ; payload and robot
Being a ((b a t t l e )) Mercy Main means I know exactly when to boost, when to heal, and when to leave your reckless ass for dead while blasting that cover fire because I deserve better. It means you think you’re carrying, but deep down, we both know the truth: I’m the one making you look good. POW pow pow
I see everything. I know who’s pulling their weight, who’s feeding, and who’s about to type “heal diff” when they ignored my pings. And guess what? I don’t even play with chat on. Lmao ur crying to the wind. I only got two hands and one is firing my pistol and the other is stroking my pole; I decide who gets saved. So maybe, just maybe, you should show a little appreciation. Slurp them mercy toes.
And if you really want my attention? Try saying ‘Thank you.’ Btw I NEED HEALING
Mercy Main
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
1. “Oh, you want me to pocket you? Pocket this. I’m a Battle Mercy Main, not your personal healbot. Try and catch up with me. ”
2. “I rezzed Juno instead of the tank. Why? Because I’m a Mercy Main, and I play favorites. Mercys’ always Raises Junos’”
3. “You think you’re carrying? Sweetie, I damage-boosted every kill you got. Know your place. Signed, a Mercy Main.”
by Jade Ann Byrne February 5, 2025
Get the Mercy Mainmug. The literal best band.
Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.
Dirty riffs.
Fuck you, pussy.
Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.
Dirty riffs.
Fuck you, pussy.
by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018
Get the mercy blowmug. Mercy is not the exact description of her name, but can be even better if she tries to. This girl isn't down to earth, gentle or kind, but has much more to offer than what meets the eye. Mercy can be the opposite of what people want or exactly what they want, but either way gets what she wants when she wants it. Mercy is very biased with people and only shows kindness, affection and love around them if she decides to, but that love of hers stay undying for the people she truly cares about, which is exactly why she doesn't give out a lot of her precious heart to anyone. Mercy is a very sharp and intelligent person when it comes to people even though many might see her as a blank and blunt person. She can't resist being honest around others even if it may come out as harsh.. Her eyes speak out her mind if you're lucky enough to make eye contact with her, or a simple glare at all. Mercy doesn't give out her friendship easily as it is earned with a lot of hard work.. She has a lot of self respect that she sets herself high expectations of others, but once you start hanging out with her you'll never want to leave her side.
Alexa: She's so mean... who is that??
Liana: That's Mercy!
Alexa: That's ironic..
Liana: haha! Trust me I thought so too, but now I can't leave that girls side!
Liana: That's Mercy!
Alexa: That's ironic..
Liana: haha! Trust me I thought so too, but now I can't leave that girls side!
by Andr33aaaa<3333 April 23, 2022
Get the Mercymug. It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS
“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”
Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)
by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025
Get the Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)mug. Mercy is a lit girl with an amazing personality, she loves her man & is really loyal but don’t test her cah she will give you the same energy back, she has pretty hair & a fat bum + she will never do you wrong, she’s buff and leng and gets all the boys.
by urlocaljbag123 May 14, 2024
Get the Mercymug. Merci is a sinister boss, and probably the flyest guy to ever touch com. He is the undisputed most harmful midgen OAT , having been Anzai, Court, Glorysec, and CVTS (lmao). He is Not Mercizone
by Goat Of Anti Ext October 11, 2025
Get the Mercimug. When someone mutes you during a Teams meeting when you are accidently off-mute and making inappropriate comments or farting or just generally doing stupid shit without knowing you were off mute.
Oh dang! Someone mercy muted Jennifer when she was yelling at her husband during the Sales meeting - it was just getting to the good part too.
by anonymous May 8, 2024
Get the mercy mutemug.