Melchior

1. n (New Testament) one of the three sages from the east who came bearing gifts for the infant Jesus; usually represented as a king of Nubia
2. n United States operatic tenor (born in Denmark) noted for his Wagnerian roles (1890-1973)
3. n Uber-elite player of Ectroverse, Imperial Conflict, Ferion, Drowned World, and other such internet games.

Hello Melchior. My you are looking God-like today.


Please do not rape me for all of my planets, for I am a n00b in comparison to your uber-eliteness.

Melchior, how did you get so good?

by Melchior February 9, 2004

munchies

What Kenny feeds buttercup the diabetic police horse.

Cop: OFFICER DOWN, I REPEAT OFFICER DOWN. WHAT DID YOU FEED MY BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: I just fed him some pizza, and popcorn, and chips, and pop, and cookies, and funyons.
Cop: COP KILLER!
Kenny: I love horses.
Cop: I love horses.
Kenny: I love Butterstuff.
Cop: Buttercup!
Kenny: Butternuts!
Cop: BUTTERCUP!
Kenny: Cup!
-munchies

by Adam Routson March 12, 2008

mind of mencia

The television show created by the most arrogant fuckwad that comedy central could find. The fact that this show is still running confirms that America has no chance for survival and deserves to be taken over by China. Carlos mencia"not even his real name" is by far the most simple minded ignorant piece of human shit that should have been aborted. His comedy could best be described as shock humor that is neither humorous,nor shocking. He is famous for "voicing his opinion" which he thinks makes him a better American than everyone else. Voicing an opinion is a right, but spreading ignorace to everyone who watches this shitty show should be illegal.

Everytime I watch mind of mencia, i think of how great the world will be after this dumb shit dies.

by thefuckingtruth July 17, 2009

ass munchies

when ones beasty large butt eats ones pants. the sliding of pants of ones buttcrack

Watch weight watchers commercials or take a stroll downtown. you'll see what I mean.

That big woman has the ass munchies

by Tokyo Faygo August 24, 2006

Carlos Mencia

Carlos Mencia is a comedian who is both german and honduran, and changed his name to carlos mencia because it is obviously better to be latino than white. Also he swears to much no one can understand him, makes racial jokes and talks about how bad it is to be white or black or asian or any other race

Carlos Mencia: Man, fuck that shit man! Black people beaner white people Bitch Shit man! Asian mexican white trash. Arab people blow up shit man!

by dister May 19, 2009

munchies

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.

nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

munchies

the difference between munchies and snacks is simple, snacks are just there and you eat them because they are, but munchies is the food that you crave to eat.

dude one: man im craving chips so badly right now.
dude two: yaa maan me to lets go get some munchies.
dude one: down to munch man

by polishcutiee January 23, 2011