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liam payne: bruv u smell like ass crumbs and you have lemon peppah steppah tingers luv ur never going to be her gf
liam payne: bruv u smell like ass crumbs and you have lemon peppah steppah tingers luv ur never going to be her gf
by user_sun6 March 16, 2021
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boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
boy give me the maneze (mayonnaise) so i can lube you up
by fatherboat December 24, 2007
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by אנגו ראדוס December 27, 2012
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I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.
by nob May 11, 2004
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by Josh Spoon October 27, 2007
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(The scene: Lord Wealthy's Manor. Doorbell chimes Tik-Tok by Ke$ha. Bulter Jeeves opens door)
Mr. So-and-So: Hello, I'm Mr. So-and-So. I have an appointment with His Grace Lord Wealthy.
Jeeves: Ah yes, Do come in, sir. I'm afraid m'lud will be delayed momentarily.
Mr.SS: Oh, I do hope I am not interrupting anything important.
J: Not at all, sir. M'lud is merely taking his postprandial dip in the Mayonnaisium.
Mr. SS: Ah, I see. Very good then.
Mr. So-and-So: Hello, I'm Mr. So-and-So. I have an appointment with His Grace Lord Wealthy.
Jeeves: Ah yes, Do come in, sir. I'm afraid m'lud will be delayed momentarily.
Mr.SS: Oh, I do hope I am not interrupting anything important.
J: Not at all, sir. M'lud is merely taking his postprandial dip in the Mayonnaisium.
Mr. SS: Ah, I see. Very good then.
by 2curious May 15, 2010
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Last night I was screwing my girlfriend then I pulled out and shot her in the face with the mayonaise pistol.
by Chaffee March 23, 2008
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