They cannot make the judgement call...
The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...
by Warstar and Starlight ⭐🪖⭐💡 October 6, 2023

When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
by Rwgahajjanaa May 23, 2020

Code name for an extra spicy silent fart that is let loose on unsuspecting cubicle dwellers by an unrealized agent walking down the office main row.
See also crop duster
See also crop duster
Cathy, it smells rancid! Who did that
Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.
Erik, Mike just sent out a mass email and dipped out the side door.
by Smart Rocks December 29, 2021

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
by jay-x April 25, 2008

"Yo, do you see the rack on that bird?"
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"
"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"
Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!
"Ooohhhh! Too-Mass!"
"Look at the set of rims on that whip!"
"Too-Mass!"
Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick; Too-Mass!
by RazerT December 12, 2010

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
by angryretailworker November 24, 2019

by brightandblonde September 25, 2011
