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Mario is a very caring and HILARIOUS boy. He can light up a whole room with a joke. His smile and eyes are one of the most perfect things you will ever see. He is very determined and passionate about everything he does. He is not a quitter one of the things I love most about him. Mario has also never failed to make me feel comfortable and safe. He is one of the perfect person I know even if he thinks he isn't. Mario is very pressured to be perfect as well, he just wants to make his family (his dad) and everyone around him proud. Mario is very serious as well but only when he needs to be. He will come up to you and your friend just to break out dancing. But don't be fooled under all his happiness is just a boy he needs help and needs to talk out his feelings to someone but since he is a boy he thinks he cant talk about his feelings (just let him know your there for him), it takes a lot for Mario to trust someone so if he opens up to you don't make him regret it. ( PLEASE DON'T MAKE HIM REGRET IT) or he honestly may never open up again. Mario is very very smart but also acts silly and dumb. He is perfect inside and out even if he thinks he isn't. If you have a Mario take care of him with all you have he is one boy that needs protecting even if he thinks he doesn't. If there's one thing I could tell you about Mario, two words. Irreplaceable, perfect.
If you lose your Mario fight for him with all you have he is very much worth the fight. and if you lose him. wait. for. him.

I love you Mario you will always have a placein my heart.
Mario by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023
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Mario is a man who has a taste for victory, and a power to freedom. A man with undying will, and a perfect body. A combed moustache, and a customized hat. He'll charm you day by day with his flirtatious "It's a Me!", or "Yahoo Ha-Ha!" He isn't just a gigachad, he's a concept to strive for. Mario jumps high to get what he wants, and you can too. Even in the face of his greatest enemy, he invites them to go race and get drunk. He's a jump-up superstar, a zowie wowie hero, and once you get to know him you'll be hooked on the brother. HUH!!!
Guy 1: "Who the hell wrote the above definition about Mario? It sucks!"
Guy 2: "it's a me."
Mario by Sando Trouton February 4, 2024
(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)

Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?

I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
Mario by stovO33 April 2, 2024
Mario, a young boy burdened with responsibilities beyond his years, finds himself caught in a challenging cycle. Tasked with helping his struggling family make ends meet working a job to pay his parents' bills. His life takes a darker turn when he becomes addicted to gambling, hoping to win big and ease his family's financial strain. Instead, the addiction drains his earnings and enslaves him further to his work. Mario's story highlights the tragic impact of adult pressures on a child. A guy who is force to pay his parents bills. Mario is the kind of person to gamble hie life savings away
Mario is a little boy
Mario by zxzx Mitzu May 4, 2024
a fucking idiot, but he also has a small dick. Mario will never pull a girl in his life. Mario will forever be alone
"OMG Mario is such a loser, you don't want to be a Mario."
mario by lopez_mario_4 June 13, 2024
This Mario........ Is infact FUCKING EVIL
"Hello! Its-a me! Mario! IM FUCKING EVIL." - Evil ass Mario.
Mario by Jadieee March 25, 2025