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Minute maid

A person who is under the influence of a sexual golf relationship
"Damn a want to putt my golf ball into that hole" - Mattia

"Since when were you a minute maid!?"- Connor
by O'Connor my G February 20, 2018
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Sex maid Menu

A fetish as too where someone enjoys being or receiving a payed sexual service commonly done through a menu, the submissive who usually gives the menu will sometimes be dressed in maid uniform or other sexy/formal clothing. The submissive may also act in a manor as if providing a service, even if the persons involved are familiar with one another.
Damn I found this hot nerdy girl on tinder, gave me a Sex maid Menu. I had a main yesterday, and just going for a side soon.
by GirlyDickSucker42069 September 16, 2020
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tkay maidza

person 1: “do u listen to tkay maidza?”
person 2: “yes i love her
person 1: “bro ur music taste is so good”
by zukosgf July 26, 2021
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tkay maidza

stream lyww3 by tkay maidza u whores
by zukosgf July 27, 2021
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quackity’s maid cafe

a discord server formed from a planet duck arg on the 10th of june where all of the members hate quackity
quackity’s maid cafe went on a roadtrip to vidcon and died in a car crash

the best quackity hater club is quackity’s maid cafe
by hottestquackityhater September 3, 2021
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Maid Anxiety

The feeling when you return to your vacation hotel room after going for a walk, with an intestinal explosion imminent, only to see the maid cart in the corridor near your room. There's a visceral feeling of panic when you realise you may have lost "home field advantage" for your imminent morning joy dump. Particularly relevant after a big night in Vegas.
Dave was looking forward to a good half hour post-breakfast sit down with a copy of ESPN magazine after his tequila and Coors meltdown when he spotted the dreaded cart and had a major attack of maid anxiety.
by Sculph January 17, 2010
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Maid

A women who works for you and does what you want. Maids will usually cook and clean for you and listen to your every order.
1. Lady: "Go and scrub the stairwell maid"

Maid: "Yes Madame"

2. Lady: "Maid, I order you to give me a foot rub"

Maid: " Of Course, Madame"
by CheeseyPizza July 22, 2020
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