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Manbatical

An extended version of the ever-popular Mancation, in which the individual, typically a male, engages in a prolonged respite from his daily duties and relationships. Manbaticals typically follow life-changing events including divorces, break-ups, or major job changes. The average Manbatical lasts 6-8 weeks but in extreme cases have been known to go on for years.
Did you hear about Steve? Right after he and Karlie broke up, he went to Cabo for Mancation with his brahs and ended up on an 8 month Manbatical! Dude came back with a sick tan, one nut, and a scathing case of the Herp, but he's real relaxed now and totally over Karlie. Just goes to show....
by Zach Olsen January 2, 2009
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Manbarrass

To embarrass one of your closet bro's. To subject one of your fellow male colleagues to embarrassment.
"Bro, that's my shit, don't manbarrass me about it"
If you drink your bro's last beer, that is a manbarrassment.
"I know you won't manbarrass me bro, that is not legit."
by Joeshmoe64 April 3, 2009
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MANBEDICKUS

(man^be^dick^us)
Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
“Hey Leah, did you see that manbedickus just laugh about giving his girlfriend an angry sanchez after the donkey punch he gave her?” “Ya”, said Leah, “he really has a small dick, doesn't know how to use it and no brains hu? But he sure can hop fast on one leg."”
by The Mom September 8, 2007
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manbabies

When babies come out of your "pee-hole"
the first guy is a GOON, ha SA
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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manbitch

A manbitch is a woman or someoneof the femal form that undoubtably looks ,acts and sounds manly. It is used as an insult.
Manbitch, woman with penis
by bustedaredeadhahaha February 9, 2005
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ManBirdPig Flu

2009 outbreak of swine flu is a combination of human, bird, and swine flus. Media hysteria is causing more alarm than necessary. ManBirdPig is a reference to SouthPark episode ManBearPig poking fun at former Vice President Al Gore.
I hope Al Gore doesn't come down with ManBirdPig Flu.
by Gorignak April 28, 2009
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Manbaby

Often spotted on Youtube or IMDB, whining about how horrible it is that movies and tv shows might have any good characters that aren't straight white males. They can often be found on various social networks foaming at the mouth and whining about "liberal agendas", "forced diversity" and "feminist man-haters" when there are female, ethnic, or gay people in ANY movie, show, or even video game. They get very offended because they only want to see straight white males as "good guys" or bad-asses in the media. They are very upset that any other demographic besides their own is represented in pretty much any form of entertainment, because it just ruins their day when they're reminded that other people exist, and they never shut up about it. It's very annoying.
Manbaby - I recently watched one episode of a show and can you believe there was a black woman in it who knew martial arts and beat up some white guy who was trying to steal her car? Like THAT would ever happen? So sick of the leftist feminist sjw agenda in movies, I'm boycotting Hollywood forever now.
by LauRenFree March 7, 2022
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