Marijuana

An unaltered and misunderstood plant. The US spends money and resources every year on a war against a plant while children and the elderly go hungry and homeless. As competition to the US government and their control on it's citizens, in the 1930's it was made illegal. Despite it's many beneficial qualities. Everyone from business men to stay at home moms enjoy indulging on Marijuana, many of which you would never know took part in such activities, do so in a responsible manner; Bills get paid, Children are well taken care of, etc...

I've had the flu for a week and today was the first day I was able to eat and hold it down thanks to Marijuana for taking the nausea away and giving me an appetite.

by StopCrimesAgainstNature December 28, 2014

Marijuana margarita

Frosty mug filled with marijuana smoke, usually blown from the end of a joint or blunt

Damn those marijuana margaritas really fucked me up

by smp420 July 20, 2014

marijuana dick

Inability to perform sexually due to senses dulled or otherwise impaired my marijuana use. Sexual impotence caused by cannabis.

I'm so horny and frustrated; my man hit his bong before our date and wound up with Marijuana Dick so I had to take care of myself again.

by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

marijuana sauce

Sauce with weed/marinara sauce with marijuana

Dave have you tried the marijuana sauce

by Shithead my ass November 8, 2017

Marijuana

Marijuana is a psychoactive plant that uses TCH to get you high which can help with depression, anxiety and intense pain.

I smoke marijuana everyday

by xxxman360 June 1, 2018

marijuana picture

A film best enjoyed under the effects of cannabis.

While watching the Shrek Halloween special; "Is this a marijuana picture?"

by unknownczar November 23, 2019

marijuana

another word for weed, except no one calls it this unless you're a boomer or a cop tryna get info on who's selling illegally

"hey do you know who has any of that good marijuana?"
"this 12 fs im not stupid"

by menace2urmom August 7, 2021