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Macrowack

adj. a complimentary word used to describe a digital photo taken using a Digital Macro setting on a camera. Most often used by non-professional photographers who believe incorrectly that they have an talent for taking creative and artsy photographs.
"Wow...that digital picture you took of the snowflake is really macrowack. Are you a professional photographer"

"That's really creative the way you digitally captured the dew on the lily in that photograph."
by Britney Fox January 14, 2010
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Microwavable paintbrushes

The most random thing ever. Referred to on social media as "the ultimate invention that can do just about anything".
"Hey, have you heard about microwavable paintbrushes? I heard they were very important!"

"What the horcrux is that?"

"Microwavable paintbrushes! I even heard zombies are allergic to them!"

"There's no such thing as zombies, smeg head!"

"Not anymore...."
by xBOREDgeek November 6, 2016
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Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
by Dave August 25, 2003
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microwaveology

the degree earned in college when you study microwaves and all their bodily functions along with the waves they emit, which are also called microwaves.
Chef Tom earned his degree in microwaveology.

Yes, I'm a certified microwaveologist.
by joe131792 December 9, 2008
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Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.
"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."
by VandalTR January 26, 2012
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microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.
by Appl3Python April 25, 2014
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microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex
Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.
by patrickhellard August 20, 2015
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