macclimation

(noun): The period of adjustment when a PC user switches to Mac, oftentimes accompanied by much under-the-breath cursing, and staring at the screen in bewilderment.

I'm almost to the end of my macclimation period; I now hit CMD+V without even thinking about it!

by blueyediva October 8, 2013

maccamaniac

A person who is absolutely obsessed with Paul McCartney including his Beatle, Wings, Fireman and solo career. They can give you a speech on his life and can name every single album and single ever released by him. They might break down and cry at any moment just by the thought or sight of his beautiful face. The term Macca refers to Paul's nickname deriving from the first 2 syllables of his last name. They are awesome people and have flawless taste in music. Buying them Paul McCartney merch/tickets is like buying pure gold.

Bob- who's that girl with the Paul McCartney shirt on? She seems cool.
Jim- oh that's Maggie. She's obsessed with Paul McCartney and also with the Beatles.
Bob- oh so she's a Beatlemaniac?
Jim- yea she's also a complete Maccamaniac. She's so cool.

by TheMaccamaniac October 13, 2013

Mace Bby

A person who can put a smile on your face countless times per day. A constant reminder on why you should look at the positives in life. A different chapter every day and a story that nobody is willing to finish. The reason for hiccups, cure for sore hearts, the magic behind a smile and the reason to have happy tears rolling down your face at 2am. Your sunshine on a cloudy day, always there when someone is in need. You may give people the poo's but there is nothing that anyone would ever change about you. The adorable and cuddly, nostril licking ninkinpoop that anyone would want to spend the rest of their life with.

Wow that Mace Bby sure is one I want to be with.

by maccapacca January 20, 2015

macchicken

A fuckin meme

I want a MacChicken from McDonalds NIgga Trumpy

by Retard Nigga John February 7, 2017

mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

Maccrit

a junk food addict that stays slim and pretends its gourmet food

The maccrit kept complaining about how bad the big mac was

by dogeshakespereare October 20, 2018

Maccident

When you buy the newer mac, but it's worse than the old one

I just bought the new mac!
2 minutes later
Oh wait, it was a maccident

by .ayano aishi. January 29, 2020