your mum

a word used to amuse yourself and make others angry

Q. yo ghee what are you doing
A. your mum

Q. who are you texting

A. your mum
A. she is teaching me maori

A.oi my maori teachers hot as ahha

by your' mum June 15, 2018

mum jump

mum jump: an act in which a minimum of 2 people dig up a freshly dug grave, they find a corpse, preferably female, and 1 guy gets down in the hole and strips the body, and puts his face in her vag, then the guy up at the top of the grave jumps on the stomach of the body, causing festering organs to spew into the face of the first guy.

we went mum jumping last night

by thugaim September 19, 2013

Smokeys Mum

A woman who smokes marajuana and has intercourse with random men.

Look out there, there's a smokeys mum

by PATHETICOMADRIDSBESTPLAYER April 15, 2015

Will Thomas's Mum

Clair is dummy thick ad the clap of her ass cheeks alert her children when she is going to the club.

Wow, you have a Will Thomas's Mum

by Captain Sometingwong June 02, 2019

Oozymurs mum

A lovely women who it’s absolutely fabulous but unfortunately has a strange child. She is great. We love oozymurs mum she is our idol.

Omg there’s oozymurs mum

by Eggnog26 June 15, 2019

mix and mum

SHUT THE FUCK UP

Katie: Teacher, you forgot to check our homework that nobody in the class did
John: MIX AND MUM!!!

by Mix and Mum May 12, 2017

fretty’s mum

The phrase ‘fretty’s mum’ derives from the Latin word ‘fretilo mater’ - it’s commonly used during a game of knock-a-door run. It is used in a sentence in two ways, one, for example would look like this “who’s house we knocking on, what about ... fretty’s mum”. Another, looking like “that is frettys mum vibes that” when experiencing a bad dinner.

Me and the boys went to a nightclub the other night and it turned out to be a fretty’s mum vibe.

by Booland March 15, 2019