Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party

Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!

by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015

Corona Mullet

Wearing professional attire up top, where video conferences can see, but totally pjs and slippers below what the camera can see. Business up top, comfy down below.

I'm LOVIN' this work from home thing. I've been rocking the Corona Mullet for weeks.

by is this pseudonym also taken May 8, 2020

Mullet Yard

Noun: A yard that is mowed in the front but not in the back.

Dude, you have a mullet yard!

I know, I haven't had time to mow the back and it is only the front that counts. As long as it is short in the front, it can be long in the back and it's all cool.

by Mullenkee July 26, 2013

Mullet Meeting

'Mullet Meeting':a meeting that starts with business and ends with fun. Business in the front and party in the back. Usually a short amount of work with the knowledge that something fun is happening afterwards.

Hey, I'm going to send out a memo for a mullet meeting this afternoon. We have to finish up the Flanagan case and then let's all go to the beach!

by J_E_McCarthy August 25, 2011

Jean's Mullet

the back of your jeans that get taddered up from rubbing on the ground when you walk.

"Dude your jeans are all taddered up."

"Ya, bra that is my Jean's Mullet."

"Jean's Mullet?"

"No doubt, business up front, party in the rear."

"EPIC."

by drewhoj October 7, 2009

Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.

With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.

by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020

French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.

Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019