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Snow Mullet

(Noun) A car with only front and side windows cleared off snow, leaving the roof & rear window looking like a Snow Mullet.
I was already running late for work, so I just gave my car a snow mullet haircut.
by Polymo January 31, 2016
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French mullet

Placing the Male member on the back of targets head so that it resembles the long hair of a mullet while resting meat clackers on top of said targets head . The precursor to the french revolution.
Hey hes passed out face down drunk on the couch. Someone take a picture of me giving him a french mullet!
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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Business Mullet

A wardrobe choice in the business world where one is all business formal above the table and casual underneath the table.

Extreme business mullet is when one elects to wear no clothes underneath the table. Usually only occurs at investment banking firms / wolf of wallstreet environments.
With everybody working from home during the plague, I've decided to go with a business mullet for today's video conference.
by Drewsh2156 March 16, 2020
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Fag mullet

Currently one of the most trendy liberal men's very douche hipster hairstyle . Also known as a fag biscuit or a man bun.
Who are you gawking at ?Oh Billy , he the one with the Achy Breaky Fart Fag Mullet and the skinny jeans on! Oh Steven , I see him now.
by Uncle RedBeard August 11, 2017
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Ocular Mullet

Also known as a "lazy" or "wandering" eye, the ocular mullet is when one eye is always focused on business while the other is busy looking for the party
Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
by kneesocksfetishrox June 4, 2015
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Techno mullet

A term widely used in the underground rave scene which refers to a hairstyle, mainly worn by men, in which the hair is short in back and in long dreadlocks only at the back. Commonly found at euro-teknivals and big dirty illegal parties, hence the name. Can also refer to most styles featuring combinations of short/shaved bits and dreads.
Dave: What's with this hair at the back of your head mate?
Steve: I'm growing it into dreads. Going for the techno mullet. It's all the rage these days.
Steve: Fuckin' hippy...
by Retxab January 3, 2015
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Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.
Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.
by Rob L. July 25, 2004
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