moith

when someone keeps pestering you but you don’t want them too/ uninterested.

“ugh ben is such a moith”.

by summer_02 December 16, 2018

Military Hit

One hit of the psychedelic drug 2C-I which is a phenethylamine of the 2C family.

Hey man, you got any military hits or hyper glitter?

by Skizla February 8, 2007

french military

The french military. What the hell is that?

"The French military isnt going to Iraq with us"

"The French have a military??????"

by bod dylan January 22, 2006

malitosis

lack of sugar

i didnt eat sugar so now i have some fucking malitosis

by dennis July 11, 2003

mobitel

Eastern European word for cell phone.

I'm going to be out today, call my mobitel.

by Josh Geyer May 9, 2008

MLITEOF

My Life Is The Essence Of Fail - For when you have passed any normal levels of FML or Fail! This term basically means your life is as screwed as it gets.

"Dude, I just ran over my kids' new dog...While they were in the car! MLITEOF"

"MLITEOF! I was sleeping in class and the teacher woke me up and I punched her by accident."

by Ravig October 29, 2009

military banter

Where different areas of the military basically take the piss out of each other for a laugh. The marines take the piss out of paras and the paras take the piss out of marines, the army does it to the navy and everyone does it to the RAF. But just like anything in the military they all know that it is joking and have each other's backs when they need it.

Marines: Whoohoo paras can jump out of planes, so can we.
Paras: Marines are the naval equivalent of the RAF regt.
*later in a firefight* marines and paras are side by side because they are on the same side and it's just military banter

by futmar October 5, 2015