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2 minute noodles

Staple diet of living-alone-for-a-while bachelors.
Newlywed woman: So what do you think of my cooking?
Newlywed man: Beats two minute noodles.
by mohawk March 5, 2005
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nigga minute

The questionable nigga minute stems from its uncertainty of when a given thing will be completed. Not to be confused with the normal minute (60 seconds), the nigga minute has no confirmed time frame.
Bob asked when Jamal was going to pay the rent. For which Jamal replied, "That's gonna take about nigga minute".
by rizzou19 February 10, 2010
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new york minute

1. taken from the general belief that everything in new york moves faster than the rest of the world, hence a new york minute is more like a split second
2. a split second
3. a quick moment
i'll get this job done in a new york minute.
by Michael Ray-Von December 6, 2003
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fat ass minute

A minute that feels or seems to be taking an extended amount of time. Someone/something that is taking longer than usual.
Damn, my noodles be takin' a fat ass minute.

What Jermaine be doin' in there? He been takin' a fat ass minute!

5 minute delivery my ass, this pizza delivery is takin' a fat ass minute.
by Dani2yung December 10, 2014
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Dick-feet per minute

A unit of measuring sex; dick-feet per minute (d-f/min) is calculated as:

D = (L * P) / T

Where L = length of the penetrating portion of the dick in feet, P = the number of thrusts, and T = the amount of time in minutes between first and last counted thrust.
"Sally and I got it on for real last night. I think we we're doing about 240 dick-feet per minute all night long."

Ken sure had enthusiasm, but his penis was so short that he could never manage respectable dick-feet per minute.
by rojodojo August 19, 2014
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Tainer Minute

tain-er min-ute tey-ner min-it -noun

1. A measure of time referring to any person who is detained in a prison system for an indefinate amount of time.

2. When someone says they'll be right back and come back hours later.
-Person 1 "Man Adam's been gone for a good tainer minute."

-Person 2 "Yeah I know man, he must have left at least 2 hours ago."
by A.M.F.T. April 17, 2009
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Ten-minute club

A ten-minute club is an inside joke or activity; the "club" part does not refer to the people included in the inside joke.
Immature and easily excited children will usually start one of these. For example, say you and a few of your neighbors decide to sneak up on your parents. You all "are in this together", and come up with secret signals and codes. The youngest neighbor becomes excited, from the being with older kids and being included, so starts a "ten-minute club". These younger children will usually bring it up later, long after when it was fun or up-to-date. Note: Also called "five-minute clubs"
"Why do you have to start a ten-minute club, Anna? Just be mature and let it go when it's over."
by hatesclubs November 21, 2009
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