Michael

Sporty, cocky, good with women, good at about everything he plays or does

Niggerman: that Michael is a god at basketball

Niggerboi: ya he is

by Niggerwomen November 14, 2019

Michael

Michael is the most handsome, wickedly smart, charming, kindest and sexiest man in the world. He will capture a girl's heart like no other man could. Dreams of him will keep you asleep. Being with him will keep you alive.

Wasn't supposed to, but I fell head over heels in love with Michael.

by Dontgetattached August 13, 2019

Michael

Michael is the sweetest boy you will ever meet; from his shrill voice screaming obscenities when he loses at Fortnite to his obscene gestures he makes at public sporting events towards strangers, he is sure to swoon any creature with a pulse and a heart. His screech is said to break everything made of glass within a mile radius, which is why he was extremely effective as a part of the mob on Kristallnacht. Legend has it, he is the illegitimate spawn of a married, big-wig giraffe and an attractive, up-and-coming frog, but these rumors have never been verified.

This guy I met on tinder has a really high voice and is a really sweet guy, I think he might be a Michael.

by bigheadgang January 22, 2019

Michael

Michael is a rude person that only cares for his feelings and for the title of being a boyfriend, not to fall in love. He is super clingy. He doesn’t care about what other people feel, only his own.

Girl 1: There is this girl crying over there about a break up.

Girl 2: I bet she broke up with a Michael

by abcdone January 7, 2019

Michael

Michael from Be More Chill.

``I'm just Michael in the bathroom..``
``Michael! Where have you been?``

by lillyay4 June 27, 2018

Michael

Michael- a tall handsome guy who can make any girl fall for him with one smile. He is the sweetest guy you will ever meet . A Michael has a voice of an Angel. No matter what you do Michael will be there to help when you need him.

Girl 1: do you see that guy? He is so cute.
Girl 2: heels such a Michael

by Sassygirl7 April 3, 2019

Michael

Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.

“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome “
“He’s definitely a michael”
“I love you, Michael”

by Vlyissv August 28, 2018