Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.

Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.

by Hog girl February 3, 2020

drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Mermaid

A female merperson. A mythical female spirit with the upper-body of a human, as well as the lower-body of a sea creature (usually a dolphin) who lives in a waterway (usually the sea) and usually has benign musical enchantment powers, (e.g. the power to bless, heal, guide & protect others, especially sailors by their beautiful singing or playing of music).

'The mermaid sat on the rocks, along the shore gazing at the moon and magically guiding the sailors towards a safe journey by the grace of her beautiful song.'

(Notes: Mermaids aren't to be confused with sirens who only use their musical enchantment powers for evil. Please read my definition of a siren for comparison.

Also, some mermaids have human legs, as well as live and breathe underwater as 'mer-maid' means 'woman from the sea', in old English.

Lastly, there are male merpeople who fit this entire definition, except that they aren't female).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 3, 2022

Mermaid

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.

(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).

Last night I had to mermaid the bar just to get the bartenders attention.

by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.

The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!

by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022