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McDonalds 

A place where people eat alot, get fat, and then sue to get money.
I ate at McDonalds everyday for 7 years and now I weigh 500 pounds, so I'm gonna sue them to make some cash.
McDonalds by Anonymous May 26, 2003

Gene McDonald 

One who cockblocks a threesome
Dude I was about to bang Amanda and Stacy until Brett pulled a Gene McDonald and told them I had herpes!
Gene McDonald by Yoloniggaaaaaaaaa September 24, 2012

mcdonalds phlegm 

The greasy, phlegmy feeling one experiences not while eating McDonalds, but immediately after finishing. Typically first noticed in the parking lot. Usually accompanied with mild nausea.
Walking out to my car, I noticed the McDonalds Phlegm kicking in. Ghaack!

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.
Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns
mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

Tate Mcdonald 

Stupidest nigga on Earth, he's only worried about "the gang" as well as "the bag". Pinnacle of white scum, nigga is circumcised. Uh.
I didn't qualify for the military because my IQ is 55, almost as low as Tate Mcdonald's!
Tate Mcdonald by Dis Nigg a March 21, 2020

Ronald McDonald 

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
Ronald McDonald by anonymous November 22, 2004