martin 

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)

I cannot believe Martin thought that.

martin by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Martin 

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

Martin by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Martin 

a retard

Oh, wow. That boy seems like he’s special. He must be Martin.

Martin by minutemade002 December 15, 2023

Martin 

Someone who wants to be a therapist, not to read people, but to be the fixer in the relationship.

Oh, I’ve talked to Martin.

And?

I just wanted to talk!

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin 

a cow that might be pregnant

She looks a little fat.

Oh, yeah, Martin? She’s a glutton.

Someone should check her for a calf.

I hate doing that.

Well, that’s why I said “someone.”

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin 

He’s creative. He’s a dreamer. He’s the boy who obsesses over you—the boy who wants to be your boyfriend. The boy who wants to be everything he is—just so you make him feel like he’s the only person in the world. Can he do it though? Is he too stuck in his imagination? He might not care about what’s happening in the real world. He might pretend that it doesn’t exist when he gets frustrated. Is it his self-image? Is it his rationale? Sometimes you can’t tell if he’s just ignorant in his imagination or he’s too lazy to create for the real world. Maybe he doesn’t want validation. Maybe he hasn’t realized that his dreams don’t align with reality. Maybe he’s doing all the wrong things with ulterior motivation. But one thing is sure. He wants to be just like your boyfriend. He wants to create that relationship with you. It’ll be in the back of his mind for years to come. He might even attempt to recreate that relationship with someone else, or maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn to appreciate himself, instead of obsessing over the people in his environment and dreaming of who he could become or how he could be perceived.

He never stops thinking about her.

Who, Martin?

Yes, what does he want?

He wants to be her everything—the center of her attention.

But Reginold, you’re the center of her attention!

All the more reason.

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023

Martin 

He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.

Who’s your lawyer?

Martin.

Aw, shit. You’re fucked.

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023