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An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
by churchlands SHS May 12, 2011
A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
by angryretailworker November 24, 2019
by Mainiyak May 04, 2021
by The Dictionary of Bowdy May 25, 2020
East Massachusetts is the most relevant in all Massachusetts it has the ghettos , the wangstas and the Puerto Rican’s and Dominicans. East Massachusetts is similar to New York and has the same slang. All of the rest of Massachusetts is irrelevant and nobody their is noticeable.
by H00DN1GHA1000 June 07, 2020
The event of deliberate catastrophe being brought upon a certain group, often with the intention of eradication.
In simpler terms;
Something that needs to happen this entire generation.
In simpler terms;
Something that needs to happen this entire generation.