The Majestic Unicorn

When you're having sex and as she's about to cum you stick your nose in her pussy and the cum shoots into your nose.

Babe let's do The Majestic Unicorn tonight

by LumperJumper October 30, 2018

majestic

turkey, cheese, pesto sandwich (with brown bread or bagel) toasted

"marsh, i'm having a majestic craving..."

by justcalm down December 10, 2006

majestic fucking eagle

Majestic fucking eagle is known as Armin Arlert, the intelligent but useless piece of shit in the anime called Attack On Titan (Shingeki No Kyojin)

Well sweet mother of Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic fucking eagle
- Keith Shadis (Attack On Titan Season 1)

by SushiGirl2 September 17, 2017

mahusive

a thing that is quite big, but thinks
it is bigger than it is, and is also not very good.

Wolves are a MAHUSIVE club and deserve to be in the Premiership.

by Harry H May 21, 2003

Majestic Prance

a sexy walk that often refers to a slender, teenage girl who can dance very well, and walks very sexually.

Guy 1: "look at her majestic Prance!"
Guy2: "i'd tap that!"
Guy 1: "The way she Walks makes me Jizz in my pants!"

by Kasey Jordan Jones February 14, 2009

Majestic

A woman who will do anything for you

Hey look it’s majestic.
That’s my girlfriend, Majestic.

by nutmuncher3000 December 3, 2018

Majesticness

Contrary to popular belief, majesticness IS in fact a word. It is a derivative of the word majestic. When something or someone is majestic, they are full of majesticness. It’s like, a magical substance that makes someone, in fact, magestic.

Bill and Ted, From Bill and Ted’s Excellent Advendture, are so full of majesticness that they were chosen to save the universe.

The yarn emoji is magical, it’s like, full of power and magesticness. 🧶🧶🧶🧶🧶

by 🧶🧶🧶 May 20, 2019