poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.

As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.

by Beeyem April 15, 2013

magnet corner

The corner of a page that one's handwriting naturally slopes towards when writing on unlined paper.

"She had a magnet corner located at the bottom right of the page."

by Alice Catriona July 9, 2007

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

Mother Magnet

Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.

Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?

Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."

by Blano April 1, 2017

stab magnet

A character (or characters) in a movie most likely to be slaughtered by the psychotic killer

The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.

by Juan_Toofrey April 23, 2018

cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018