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School Lunch

School Lunch is actualy a game that was devised back in the day at our lunch table.

It works like this.
1. Run the the cafe, to get there before any one else.
2. get in line as fast as you can, before anyone else at your table can get there.
3. Once you have your food, pay in a timly fashen and then run back to your table.
4. Inhaile the food as fast as posible.
5. Don't finish last!

In the event that you do infact finish last, you must take out everyones trash for the remainder of the lunch period. The next day, you are not allowed to take out the trash.

In the event that you tie with some one, you must go mono e mono in a best 2-3 game of Rock, Paper, Sizers. The loser of that game must take out the trash.
by Tom P. February 8, 2005
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lunch slut

One who goes out for lunch with anyone, anywhere.
I thought I saw Mike at lunch yesterday with Jenifer at Wendy's?

Yeah, and here he is today with Tara at Taco Bell.

I'd never go out with that lunch slut!
by myk4bz October 4, 2006
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lunch-a din

Having lunch and dinner at the same time
having a meal between lunch and dinner also called lunch-a din
by Junior-kayla February 28, 2010
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blowing lunch

(n./gerund) A euphemism for the act of vomiting or, for the more colorful imagination, puking one's guts out from over-eating and/or over-consumption of alcohol.
I ate 35 stuffed shrimp and drank 27 White Russians, then I was blowing lunch and enjoying them both a second time.

I drank four cases of beer and I was blowing lunch like there was no tomorrow.
by Rick Roberson March 2, 2009
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packing lunches

to do exceptionally well or to have great success.
to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.
Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game!
Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches!
alternate usage:
Fan (from sideline): Sick move bro-man! You packed his lunch!!
by mcfisha January 25, 2008
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Lunch With Maury

A completely over the top and usually discriminating, incriminating, hateful, spiteful, porn-like, insulting, passive-aggressive, aggressive, pain-inflicting-for-entertainment-based talk show produced by the JinxedReverend Corporation. It really just seems to be a bunch of JinxedReverend employees making people's life hell (quite frequently including other JinxedReverend employees).

The most frequent hosts are:
Jimmy, Jinx and Mr Happy.

The corporation that produces Lunch With Maury seem to keep it so it is only accessable to a certain audience but it's due for wide release early 2009.
Lunch With Maury is nothing more than an hour of mockery, sadism, pornographic situations and cruel contests which nobody can really win.
by restrictedaccesstelevision August 6, 2008
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School lunch

The principal wants to poison students so they think our school system is some what ok but in reality it’s worse than the government of Sudan.
Hey you getting school lunch?”
“Nah, I’m not trying to wake up dead
by Paluchinator March 24, 2018
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