School Lunch is actualy a game that was devised back in the day at our lunch table.
It works like this.
1. Run the the cafe, to get there before any one else.
2. get in line as fast as you can, before anyone else at your table can get there.
3. Once you have your food, pay in a timly fashen and then run back to your table.
4. Inhaile the food as fast as posible.
5. Don't finish last!
In the event that you do infact finish last, you must take out everyones trash for the remainder of the lunch period. The next day, you are not allowed to take out the trash.
In the event that you tie with some one, you must go mono e mono in a best 2-3 game of Rock, Paper, Sizers. The loser of that game must take out the trash.
It works like this.
1. Run the the cafe, to get there before any one else.
2. get in line as fast as you can, before anyone else at your table can get there.
3. Once you have your food, pay in a timly fashen and then run back to your table.
4. Inhaile the food as fast as posible.
5. Don't finish last!
In the event that you do infact finish last, you must take out everyones trash for the remainder of the lunch period. The next day, you are not allowed to take out the trash.
In the event that you tie with some one, you must go mono e mono in a best 2-3 game of Rock, Paper, Sizers. The loser of that game must take out the trash.
by Tom P. February 8, 2005
Get the School Lunchmug. I thought I saw Mike at lunch yesterday with Jenifer at Wendy's?
Yeah, and here he is today with Tara at Taco Bell.
I'd never go out with that lunch slut!
Yeah, and here he is today with Tara at Taco Bell.
I'd never go out with that lunch slut!
by myk4bz October 4, 2006
Get the lunch slutmug. by Junior-kayla February 28, 2010
Get the lunch-a dinmug. Struggle Lunches, food packs of the struggle.
The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.
Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.
Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.
Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.
Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.
For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs
Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.
Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.
Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.
Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.
Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.
For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs
Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
Struggle Lunches, keeping struggling people alive since the beginning.
I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.
#Thestruggleisreal
I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.
#Thestruggleisreal
by John Doe to the second power December 4, 2014
Get the Struggle Lunchmug. The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.
Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*
by TheCheff March 5, 2020
Get the Saturday Lunchmug. The principal wants to poison students so they think our school system is some what ok but in reality it’s worse than the government of Sudan.
by Paluchinator March 24, 2018
Get the School lunchmug. by Grace phill March 24, 2018
Get the School lunchmug.