A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017
Get the Spread Lobstermug. A girl who lies still like a corpse during intercouse, making you feel like a necropheliac.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
by robstercraw January 15, 2010
Get the Dead Lobstermug. Example:
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
"Jerry lobster styled Ryan in Valorant, she got cooked"
Or
"Kim wants to do Anna lobster style"
by Al Val April 10, 2021
Get the lobster stylemug. Because John did not thoroughly shave his pubic area, his crabs relocated and are now considered taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
Dude, I once gave a rim job to this chick who had some nasty ass taint lobsters.
by ScorpGem February 11, 2015
Get the taint lobstermug. by cocknockers January 24, 2009
Get the Crotch Lobstersmug. Red Lobster (noun) - Tape a girl's hands up around her thumb and fingers so they are like claws. Then repeatedly make her angry with insults while smacking her lightly around the cheeks with your penis until she gets good and red. Then as you about to ejaculate, stand over her and draw some butter from your member.
Yo man, my bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up last night about watching "Say Yes to The Dress", so I tied her up and gave her a Red Lobster.
by Jack N Jit June 25, 2017
Get the Red Lobstermug. When you're having anal sex with a girl which she finds too painful and her anus clenches tightly on you penis pinching it like a lobster claw.
"Dude, did you get anal off your girl last night?"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
"Yeah but I went too deep and her brown lobster squeezed on me so tight it hurts when I pee!"
by ChristmasPartySam January 9, 2010
Get the Brown Lobstermug.