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Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.
Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.
by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009
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applying lipstick

when someone prostitutes themselves in a school bathroom during their lunch period.
so how was applying lipstick?
by muffinjoeylexington May 6, 2011
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lipstick lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.
The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.
by dirk dig November 19, 2004
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Lipstick on a Cheney

A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.
You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.
by jonnypeace October 29, 2008
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living lipstick

A man's penis, part of his junk.
That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.
by EH of HB December 5, 2007
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Syrian Lipstick

After ejaculation, a man spreads his sperm on the lips of a woman's vagina, in the same pattern as lipstick.
Woman: I'm out of lipstick!
Man: We've got an hour, I'll lend you some of my Syrian Lipstick
by bassination March 10, 2011
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lipstick-dick

A lipstick-Dick is a she male, or a cuckold or wimpy husband whose dick is either to small, or just for show, (to use to pee with).
Hey, did you see Bills little lipstick-dick? he he, No wonder his wife cuckolds him.
by oralb69 August 21, 2008
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