penis lines

Those lines of muscles that are found only on men and in place of hips on women. Especially common on thin and lanky kids and when followed lead to nothing other than the penis.

"I can't help wanting to touch him when I see those sexy penis lines."

by Jacko September 9, 2003

Linsanity

The awe inspiring accomplishments during basketball games of the Taiwanese American, Harvard educated guard for the New York Knick's, Jeremy Lin.

Jeremy Lin made the winning with less than a second left in the game. That's Linsanity!

by Stu317 April 10, 2012

lindsey lohan

How idiots spell Lindsay Lohan.

Idiot: lol lindsey lohan is a whore!!1

Grade school graduate: Idiot.

by Yoach July 13, 2006

blurred lines

Rapey song by a guy who likes to dress as beetle juice.

Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.

Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is

by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome

Someone who used to be hot, but due to drugs, alcohol etc. has become unattractive

"She used to be so hot, but she got Lindsay Lohan syndrome"

"what happened to Emily? she used to be so hot"

"yea but she's got Lindsay Lohan syndrome pretty bad now"

by Mr.W.Smith October 18, 2012

john lindsey

A famous 21st Century writer, populaized by such works as "Sergei The Searcher" and "The Violent Bob Saga." Is often seen weaving decrative baskets...

I wanna wanna wanna be... John Lindsey!

by Axemaster The Fierce February 10, 2005

lindsay lohan

Another teen omnicelebrity. The only thing that separates her from Hilary Duff and Amanda Bynes is that has:
A) Freckles
B) Larger breasts

I could see those Lindsay Lohans coming around the corner

by The Devil's Left Hand April 25, 2004