backup lie

1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;

an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;

2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.

Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!

by DYA September 18, 2012

Purple Lie

Not telling the whole truth but not exactly lying.

"I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)

by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023

Living a lie

Jordan lives a lie. I don't think he should be eradicated.

Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

LIVIN-A-LIE!

The short but shocking reality that Timmy (from South Park) lives and repeats.

Kyle: Hey Timmy, you know what's for lunch today?

Timmy: LIVIN-A-LIE!

Kyle: Ok.

by anonymous_someone_1550 April 5, 2023

na lie

when you don't believe someone is telling the truth

Person: The party was canceled
Me: Na lie

by Mrs Pineapple May 6, 2023

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.

My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.

by crackkillah September 2, 2018