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Going Lindsay

1.Driving while intoxicated.
2.Driving intoxicated, and smashing up your ride.
3.Driving intoxicated, smashing up your ride,then fleeing the scene. Leaving the Blow behind, opptional.
Frank: Phil left the bar mucho baracho.
Susan: I guess he's Going Lindsay?
Going Lindsay by v83image February 14, 2008

A-Lindsay 

a): The action of poop coming out of your but in massive amounts, great proportion and incredibly smelly.

b): Severally small or long but skinny pieces of diarrhea like substances rapidly leaving the anus.

c): Common metaphor to describe a horrible poop like smell.

d): A second way to say "you play like shit".
a): "Hey Josh, i need to go take a-lindsay."

b): "Sterling! Why does my tennis racket smell like you took a-lindsay on it?."

c): "This food taste a-lindsay."
A-Lindsay by Tri-Nuts January 16, 2011

the lindsay lohan 

The act of having a guy shoot his load up one nostril and exiting it out the other.

A dirty useless talent that gets old fast.
"The Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23 and I got caught twice.”

rachel lindsay 

a bitch who doesn't know how to pick a bachelor
ungh this new bachelorette is going to pick that guy smh she's going to be another rachel lindsay

Lindsey/Lindsay 

A relatively tall girl with caramel skin. She has a bubble butt that you can not pop. Generally seen with long hair so she can wrap it around you and never let you go. Her hair is natural with luscious curls. That’s her tool to manipulate men. She always has her eyebrows done. She’s an entrepreneur in beauty. Every man wants to have kids with her. Any guy who doesn’t have her is jealous of the guy who does. This is a woman of extreme privateness. So if she lets you in her inner circle, then FIGHT to stay there.
Man 1: Do you know who that is? I wanna have a kid with her!
Man 2: That’s Lindsey/Lindsay, dude! Every guy wants to have a kid with her. Get in line!!

Dirty lindsay 

What a woman farts louder than your husband as you get yelled at by him
Did you really have to dirty lindsay babe
Dirty lindsay by dcool69 April 24, 2020