dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //

“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”

by smartlaundryfan June 08, 2021

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laundry dryer

machine that dry clothes

A laundry dryer contains ten black and eight navy socks.without looking how many socks must you take out to be sure you have a matched pair

by maedeh January 29, 2016

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smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 08, 2021

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Sus Laundry

Doing laundry in a suspicious fashion

He was doin sus laundry.

by Suspicious Milklord November 15, 2020

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laundry basketuary

That moment when all the laundry is done, and the laundry basket is empty. The beginning, starting over, like the beginning month of the year, January.

I finally finished the laundry, I now have laundry basketuary.

by guark January 20, 2018

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