Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017

lametard

A word devised by lame and retarded people for easy self-reference.

How about 'lametard'? That sounds cool and that is so us!

by Kumar Nahimaputalam February 15, 2006

Laser Beam

A Laser Beam is another word for a joint.

While smoking a joint with friends, one might say "Dude, pass me the laser beam"

by Moultrup October 9, 2008

laser printer

An efficient type of printer that uses a black powder that is fused onto the paper. When putting in a new toner cartridge be carefull not to breath in the powder.One toner cartidge can print up to 10,000 sheats. The most common one only print in black. Color laser printers are very expensive

This laser printer is great.

by Simulationcity September 12, 2005

laser breath

when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.

Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.

by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010

Laser Herpes

A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.

It is very painful, and irritating.

That dude's got laser herpes all up in his junk.

by LuqMawn September 25, 2010