by NerdDude May 5, 2015
Get the lard cakes mug.When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.
Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"
by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021
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Get the Fat Lard mug.For lard to be provided to someone/something. This usually gives that person/thing several other douchey attributes.
He got back from the party feeling incredibly larded due to the secrets that he shared with his stupid friends.
by notjanet February 7, 2010
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