Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...
I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.
by Yur a face October 13, 2019
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LARD ASS

CUZ IM FAT AS SHIT AND MY NAME DAV
DAVE U FUCKING LARD ASS - DILLON
by niggernut August 30, 2022
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Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
by stale cheerio April 27, 2018
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Tub Of Lard

Something to store pig fat in
anyone have a Tub Of Lard? I have an excessive amount of pig fat.
by Qal December 17, 2022
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Lard Knight

A man all too eager to defend fat women; a white knight for the overweight.
"My god that bitch is fat"

"Yeah and you're being a fatphobic creep"

"Shut the fuck up lard knight"
by GoldyOne December 22, 2023
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hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.
The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.
by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022
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