fat lard

Someone who is getting on your nerves, who is also fat.

Biwwy you are such a fat lard!

by Zubble-guppies February 19, 2018

Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...

I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.

by Yur a face October 13, 2019

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Lard

Mila Santiago

Mila is lardzilla

by Jdbxndk May 10, 2022

minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

Lard

Don’t poke the lard

Ur being a lard

by Lard April 7, 2025

LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties

“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell”

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”

by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021