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Landon

A guy that is generally fucking sexy and he is always getting a good succ by a girl named lillian
1. is that a landon?
2. Yes, see lillian down there giving a good succ?
by CockSucker2017 May 28, 2017
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landyn

big buck tooth ass nigga sucking dicks all the time can't keep them out his mouth
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landon-typical boy

yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
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Landon

An ass who doesn't know when a joke goes to far
Man, Landon really fucked up this time
by UmHeyStop January 18, 2017
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Landon

Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon
Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
by I only have potatos November 18, 2018
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Landon

A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.
I hooked up with Landon last night and his dick was so small.
by EEEEPAAAA November 4, 2019
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landon guy

A landon guy is a young gentleman, usually an aspiring fauxmo, hoping to get a role in the newest bromance blockbuster of the summer.
Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
by Moriae December 6, 2006
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