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yea they are hot as shit, but they are assholes too. they use girls like its their job but the girls dont seem to do anything about it. they just fall on their knees and give them head whenever they want it. landon guys are such players and all they know how to do is get boned and play lacrosse. the only problem with them getting head is that they have small dicks. they convince themselves that they have big cocks which is why at sleep overs they compare their dick sizes...hhmmmm
Landon Guy: My penis is fucking huge...let me just whip it out
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
Random Girl: EWWW!! that thing is tiny...is it a chode??!
by we know your little secrets boys January 3, 2005
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Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
by I only have potatos November 18, 2018
Get the Landon mug.A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.
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Did you hear the names of the stars for Brokeback Mountain's sequel "Saddelsore Canyon" Those landon guys are going to play as the two protagonists!
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