Chill Laidback McL8ster

The name given to some fat dumbass who doesn't realize that he isn't cool and uses all of the words in this sentence trying to be cool (e.g. chill, laidback, late, sketch, etc.)
Also given to them as an insult even though they think that this new name for them makes them even cooler.

In this example, A: and B: are normal people and C: is the fatty.

A: "Hey look, there's that fat fuck over there."

B: "You know what's funny?"

A: "No, what?"

B: "Yo, Chill Laidback McL8ster!! What's up, my brutha!?"

C: "Yo dude! Things are pretty chill!"

by Doosh Doosh Doosh May 7, 2010

laiden

the sweetest and hottest guy you will ever meet

hannah “omg did you see laiden at the football game last night? he was so hot”

reagan “i see why so many girls want him”

by deathbyst4 June 16, 2022

madonna laida

it's an expression mostly used to let people know that you are very upset, or hur, it means "The filthy virgin"

"Madonna laida, mi hanno rubato i soldi"
-Filthy virgin, they stole my money

by lemonn honeypie May 29, 2017

laidedness

the level at which one gets poon, measured on a scale of 1 to 69.

Getting a D+ on the laidedness test is as perfect as it gets
Many men must settle with sub-standard women in order to get some measure of laidedness

by schub1 April 20, 2008

Laidee

Person who gets scared at every little noise outside their window.

Girl: Ahhh theres someone outside my window
Boy: Its just a tree you laidee.

by Faggotfafafaffadagv June 15, 2011

laidless

A lack of satisfaction, resulting from a severe lack of personal grooming. A male scrotum has a tendency to acquire a noxious odor when the pubes are not trimmed, and properly lathered. Females are not immune to this condition, however usually catch the early warning symptoms, and correct the condition. Early symptoms include gonad dreads, dead tuna and holes in the underwear.

Dude, that Barry, he's so stinky, he's laidless.

by black sheep des March 5, 2009

Laidsh

When a rash appears on your legs causing irritation and itchyness after a sexual experience(s) which can only be put down to aids, for lack of knowledge on sti's

Freddy - "WHY IS THERE A RED SPOTTY RASH ALL OVER MY LEGS?"

George - "Who have you been sleeping with?"

Freddy - "Elton. I doubt its an std! they dont cause leg rash!"

George - "Yeah they do, you have laidsh!"

by Binoggles July 6, 2010