Ladder Splatter

The act of being high up to splatter you jiz in a womans hair.

this bitch was actin up so i ladder splattered her ass

by NIKNAK10 October 21, 2010

The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

by bluejay_45167 January 15, 2010

foam ladders

foam ladders is something you scream out when you are stoned out of your mind, other words that my and my fellow siblings came up with when we were jimmied are, Cushy Muffins, Fwench Fwies! and Purple Lobsters

carlos is sitting on his computer
matt is stoned
tim turns around and screams FOAM LADDERS!
everyone falls on the floor laughing because tim is a genius

by Timmy Jimmy February 2, 2004

ladled on the cheese whiz

When a movie is just a little too heavy handed

The foreshadowing of the themes in Blumhouse's Truth or Dare really ladled on the cheese whiz.

by The Flopcat October 17, 2018

LANded

Bunch of sick cunts who have the biggest wang and balls. The group that everyone loves to hate, just because they are so sexy. rice_meister is the official cheerleader of the group, just cause she r0x you all!

Fuck those LANded fellas own me.
Damn they're balls are fucking huge!

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

laidedness

the level at which one gets poon, measured on a scale of 1 to 69.

Getting a D+ on the laidedness test is as perfect as it gets
Many men must settle with sub-standard women in order to get some measure of laidedness

by schub1 April 20, 2008

Landed on the moon moment

In reference to the 1996 classic Dumb and Dumber, in which Lloyd Christmas, Jim Carrey, sees the news clipping the the 1969 lunar landing. Christmas then says, "No way. We've landed on the moon!"
Used to describe a moment when a person is completely ignorant of a major event.

Rachel had a Landed on the moon moment when she discovered that best friend had had several children.

"Talk about a Landed on the Moon Moment, I had no idea the U.S. had Invaded Iraq"

by Alfanzno January 3, 2009