Locker room joke

A typical sick joke heard in a men's locker room,such as a football locker room,or while men or boys are getting dressed for gym class.

Kenny,Kevin,Uriah,Harun,Jamie,Matt,Robert,William,Jim,and Tom were all victims of locker room jokes when they were in high school; they would often be told they stunk in both the gym locker room and the football locker room.

by JMC70 December 6, 2016

locker room sausage

A term used when in a mans locker room someone exposes their penis for everyone to see.

"Stop flashing your locker room sausage Josh, use a towel."

by DireDoge June 7, 2014

Brooklyn Storage Locker

A Cleveland Steamer and Blumpkin performed in unison. This act requires a man to squat on top of a woman while she performs fallatio while the man evacuates his bowels onto the woman's chest.

There was no longer a need for bathrooms at the brothel after the advent of the Brooklyn Storage Locker.

by BSLInventor August 25, 2011

chutney locker thief

Someone who likes anal sex - general a homo.

Jeez... he looks like a chutney locker thief

by wordweasel May 12, 2009

stole your locker

"stole your locker" is a new slang term meaning "saw one's face at a public loaction and said 'hey... I think I know that guy but I'm not sure if it's him...' which then the one stealing one's locker will continue on their own path of life, pondering that person's face and how/where they know of it or had seen it.

I did not know you knew Jade, she stole your locker...

I stole this guy's locker at the mall, I swear I met him at a party somewhere...

by the hentai extremist August 25, 2004

Locker room rumble

When two or more people engage in gay sex in a locker room.

Football Fred: Let's change into uniforms.
Halfback Henry: Or we could have a Locker Room Rumble!
Defense Dequan: Oh yeah!
Coach Cock: I'm in.

by FartFucker69 August 13, 2014

the crowded locker room

When a man and woman take a shower placing a suction cup dildoe on the wall. the man shoves his penis in her mouth forcing the dildoe to penitrate her vagina or anus upon every thrust.

He asked for a blowjob in the shower but he didnt expect me to pull out the crowded locker room on him.

by soft hands March 27, 2015