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Keyboard warrior 

A keyboard warrior is but a incredibly triggered race whom plague social media sights with long heated battles over stupid things like bagel bites, pop tarts and who wore it better. The conversations go on for as long as a month until one shouts either a racial slur or throws a few bars that the other can't recover from and the other gives up
Un gender specified individual: what doing

Fred : fighting a keyboard warrior , and he called me a nig***
Keyboard warrior by A Sad ANT September 28, 2017
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Keyboard Warriors 

A keyboard warrior is a bitch/nigga who acts tough on social media behind a screen but in life they are quiet and don't wanna post up
Keyboard warriors
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀
Keyboard Warriors by Okkkurrrrt November 14, 2019

Keyboard spam 

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)
"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.
Keyboard spam by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

keyboard-fu 

Expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many "Hot Keys", i.e. combinations of keyboard buttons when used together to produce some given action.
The keyboard-fu move for this is Command + Option + Shift + s, which brings up the Save for Web Devices menu.
keyboard-fu by Ben L in Paris December 21, 2007

Keyboard Spaz 

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.
-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?
Keyboard Spaz by Mitchmich May 6, 2010

Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms
Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing

Keyboard Maoist 

Keyboard Maoists are the Maoists who are driven by Communism and Marxism-Leninism-Maoism who present their opinions and support on the internet, generally being a "Digital Activist". They debate, make posters and give statements as they are a big organization or they own a country and arrogantly spread Demise about ideologies which they can't even correctly define.
A person who doesn't protest, kill its enemy with gun or demonstrate against its enemy and just hogwashes on the internet is a Keyboard Maoist. Comrade Mao's term the Revolutionary of Words, suits the Keyboard Maoists.
Keyboard Maoist by Bhe9 March 19, 2022