Kumpel

Because the German Language doesn't differentiate between friend and boyfriend, you call your male friends "Kumpel", to ensure a newly met person, knows that he's not your boyfriend, but instead your friend.

Example:
Mein Kumpel hat neulich. . . -> "my friend has recently . . ."
Mein Freund hat neulich. . . -> "my boyfriend has recently. . . " or "my friend has recently . . ."

May also be used by hetero males to make clear they are straight.

Mein Kumpel, mit dem ich oft rumhänge, macht ständig zweideutige Witze.

by sythys October 4, 2022

Kimpaparahis

A smelly dried rotting frog flattened out after being ran over by a vehicle.

Nita: I wonder why this road smells so bad

Negrita: God! Smells like kimpaparahis!

by MyCountryIsFallingApartSaveMe November 4, 2022

knumpkin

Getting a blowjob while on the toilet at the Knoebels’ campground.

What a day Mark just had, he got a knumpkin right after riding the rollercoaster

by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023

knumpkin

Getting a blowjob while on the toilet at the Knoebels’ campground.

What a day Mark just had, he got a knumpkin right after riding the rollercoaster

by Big-Pollock March 28, 2023

Kump

Cum Dumpster, in its abbreviated form.

“Man, Linda is such a kump. She’s taken so many loads it looks like her eyeballs are floating.”

by Retard smarts April 16, 2023

Krump dump

A shit so big it made u have a seizure or if someone walked by, why that mother fucker sitting down doing the crump. Aka krump cripple dump.

Oh man, I thought my legs would never wake up after they fell asleep. What u mean man? I had the biggest krump dump this morning.

by Spaz and peezy June 30, 2023

Kimpotent

1: When someone doesn't listen to Kim Dracula.

2: The act of not listening to Kim Dracula.

if they don't listen to Kim Dracula they are Kimpotent.

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023