kentucky poet

Bourbon whiskey. Although bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, it is most associated with the county in Kentucky where it gets its name. This phrase is a reference to the tendency of bourbon to speak more openly and feel more freely, much the way poetry makes one feel.
Me and Big Dave we’re sitting around sipping on some Kentucky Poet.
by Jedaniels94 July 19, 2019
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Kentucky Sundial

The action of moving your boner from the 6 o'clock position to the 12 o'clock position and tucking it into your waistband, to avoid the embarrassment of showing your spam javelin in public.
Duuuude I had to give myself a Kentucky Sundial before I went up to the chalkboard to do that math problem!
by jdizzzzz April 28, 2020
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The Kentucky Plug

An instance where you use your thumb to plug an orifice from "leaking" too much.
Things were getting hot and heavy with Megan last night so I had to give her The Kentucky Plug to keep the sheets from getting soaked.
by R3a1ityD31usion May 21, 2021
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The Kentucky Plug

When you've pounded her ass so hard that's she's got seapage so you switch you the pink and shove your thumb in the stink.
Bro-Vet 1: Dude her ass started leaking so I had to stop.

Bro-Vet 2: Naw dude. Next time switch holes and give her The Kentucky Plug.
by Chester McHandsy May 21, 2021
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Kentucky favor

Being felated by someone with a mouthful of bourbon.
Peter DeFazio calls for audit into Elaine Chao's alleged Kentucky favors
by NeverLookBothWays October 15, 2019
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Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.
When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.
by DudeWithAFace February 03, 2017
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Kentucky Sunshine

A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.
Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy
by Knuckleberry Zing August 17, 2013
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