A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.
by The worst English student July 15, 2024

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
by sergonus April 17, 2024

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

by Just a normal young guy September 19, 2019

Lesbian oral sex (ideally while standing, one partner holding the other up) that involves an Australian girl
"So, I hear Sheila and Barbie went home together last night, what do you think they did?"
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
"Judging from the fumbling I heard going on upstairs, I think it is safe to say Sheila eats kangaroo."
by T to the Homm October 18, 2009

When in desperation to hide an erect penis, a person, tucks it up through their pants so that the head is resting on said persons stomach. However the aforementioned person’s shirt does not cover the head. Letting it stick out of the pants like a joey in a mother kangaroos pouch.
Ron: so Harry was trying to hide his wand in class so he tucked it up in his robe but you could totally see the tip.
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
Hermione: ewe you mean like the Kangaroo Manuver
by TyBunk November 2, 2010

When you get selected to join an instagram live video with your idol Ebanie Bridges and feel the need to introduce your penis to the world first.
by Kangaroo tailed November 17, 2021
