Jobaphobia

Job-ah-fo-bee-ah
- Noun
A person who has Jobaphobia possesses the intense fear of getting a job. Or even hearing the word Job
Root word: Phobia

He has Jobaphobia, he won't be getting a job soon

by worldfamousdish June 29, 2025

Joblah

Joblah: A potential job but one that may not hire you due to systemic stigma surrounding disability. Blah blah blah.

I applied to several joblahs today

by DisabledStar July 9, 2025

Jobaholic

its basically workaholic but better

Holy crap your such a jobaholic

by randomuser19875 July 17, 2025

Jobhaver

A term used by the unemployed to pass judgment or look down upon the employed. Often used derogatorily.

Going to the office, jobhaver? Gotta be there by 9? Got any meetings today, huh, jobhaver?

by AbuAdderall August 5, 2025

Jobaphobia

A persistent and irrational fear of being employed or holding a job, often accompanied by feelings of anxiety, dread, or aversion toward the obligations, routines, and perceived restrictions associated with formal employment.

I am terrified of getting a job, this is defined as jobaphobia

by Employed August 12, 2025

A Jorah

Being a genuinely nice and caring guy, but then being categorized as a fuckboy / jerk because of unsuspecting circumstances,the way you dress or talk, your Instagram posts or who you're friends with.

Jorah refers to the relationship between kaleesi and jorah mormont in GoT

Girl : " micheal and I broke up, he cheated on me with someone else, I really like john but he's friends with micheal, he's probably also a fuckboy / jerk"

Friend :" I've known john for years, he's actually a really nice guy, just abit of a Jorah "

by Snyderland July 8, 2017

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018