Jared

This guys alright

Guy1: Jared's alright
Guy2: Ya, he's alright

by Jaredsabitch August 18, 2014

Jared

A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.

Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?

by hometree January 21, 2011

Post-Erin Jared

Jared Meyers after his introduction to Erin Wenger. Characteristics: Liberal, accepting of all living cultures and their lifestyles, man of the Earth, very caring, good sense of style, dormant member of The Group

"Would you please stop talking? Let's have a logical, reasonable, reevaluation and discuss our differences." -Post-Jarin

by JNSD March 23, 2005

Jared Gavin

A total dick

Over reacts

and is always wrong but doesnt admit it.

Jared gavin over reacted to a pillow fight.

by pr4 dude November 6, 2013

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

Jared Falkner

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

by JoeMason April 28, 2017

Jared from Trinity

A kid who isn't afraid to get down and dirty to please the starters in the locker room. Sits bench and warms up right fielder.

Jared from Trinity? He blows cock and rides the pine during the game and rides something else afterwords.

by Heckehh3 July 6, 2017